Performances Throughout August
Performances Throughout August
Saturday 19th August 7.30pm
We all have a good side and a dark side, and a backside, so come and witness Joe showing off all three, in a show that defies description… He’s been away searching for the fabled ancient merkin (Google it) of Macedonia, once owned by Genghis Khan’s Nan (Maud), who used to wear it for special occasions, but only if she was going to Lidl on the way home.
Witness Joe explain the mysteries of why the four horseman of the apocalypse will be arriving on my little ponies, and what Action Man held with those gripping hands… it’ll be a show you wont forget in a hurry, well… at least 40 minutes.
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN IMMATURE THEMES, INCLUDING WORDS LIKE BUM, WILLY AND FART! SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES. BOOK TICKETS / MORE INFO
Sunday 17th September 2.30pm
Join legendary comedy act ‘The Grumbleweeds’ for an afternoon of laughter, music and more!
It’s a show that’s full to the brim with of laugh-out-loud comedy routines, great singers, theatrical magic and fun for all the family! See exactly what’s kept The Grumbleweeds at the very top of their game for over 50 years as they perform some of their hilarious comedy routines in this non-stop variety spectacular.
Tuesday 3rd October 7.30pm
After a sellout UK tour in 2016, Dirty Dusting returns to the stage in 2017. Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra!!
Three cleaning ladies, (past their sell by date) start up a telephone sex line!!! “The Telephone Belles” – A Dirty Sex Chat Line that really cleans up!
Gladys, Elsie and Olive are three cleaning ladies who are about to be “put out to pasture” by their overzealous office manager Dave. Feeling they have little chance of gaining employment elsewhere, the ladies have to boost their falling income!
A chance wrong number requiring A Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea….. “Why not run a Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss….they could be onto a winner!!
Needless to say……things don’t go entirely according to plan. BOOK TICKETS / MORE INFO
Saturday October 14th 8pm
OFF THE KERB PRODUCTIONS PRESENT ANDY PARSONS – PEAK BULLSH*T
“Cracking adlibbing….a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain” THE GUARDIAN
“Potent live performer…..can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words” THE TIMES
Worried about your job? Worried about your family? Worried about yourself? Worried about the health service? Education? Climate change? World War 3? Worried about worrying? Sod it!
Come and have a laugh about it. It’s one of the things we do best. Or is it? Was it something we did best but like everything else has now gone West. Or South. Or East. Ah – go on. Take a risk.
Put on your lucky pants and your party shoes – and get yourself on a night out. Or maybe come out dressed in a binbag, top hat and clogs. We could all use a laugh.
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. – and repeated on Dave. BOOK TICKETS / MORE INFO
Saturday 4th November 8pm
OFF THE KERB PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
RICH HALL’S HOEDOWN
Rich Hall’s critically acclaimed new show begins its second leg of touring. There has never been a better time to be an American comedian in the UK. Hall’s precision dismantling of the tenuous relationship between two countries is as freewheeling and deadly accurate as ever. His BBC Four documentaries, most recently Rich Hall’s Countrier Than You and Rich Hall’s Presidential Grudge Match and BBC Radio 4 series Rich Hall’s (US Election) Breakdown have built him a new legion of followers, as has appearances on Have I Got News For You and QI. But if you’ve only ever seen Hall on TV, you’ve short-changed yourself. BOOK TICKETS / MORE INFO
Wednesday 20th December to Saturday 23rd December
(See Performance Schedule Below)
From the Producers of THE SUMMER SHOW…